February 2012
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salute to the holidays
sleep and social life you shall be missed. work, not so much
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First world problem- I spent all my
money on alcohol and I can’t afford to get back home.
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My cousins advice
“if you want a boy to think that you’re into him when you text him, emoticons are the KEY!”
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Me: would you like a bag
Customer: no I don’t have fly buys.
Me: no, did you want a bag.
Customer: errr no. *pays for shit*
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Customer: CAN I HAVE A BAG!
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I HAAAAAATEEEEE YOOOUUUU
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She said Ye can we get married at the maaaaaalllllll. I said, look, you need to crawl ‘fore yo baaaaaaallllllllll. Come and meet me at the bathroom staaaaallllll and show me why you deserve to have it aaalllllllllll.
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