Beckett: Oh Doctor, Doctor, I must have gotten this sick somehow. I'm going to ask you a series of questions, and I want them answered on the spot, right now. Is it serious?
Doctor: I'm afraid it is.
Beckett: Am I gonna die?
Doctor: Well son, death is gonna catch up to all one day, but yours is coming quicker than ours, than ours.
Interviewer: Where do you guys get some of your music video ideas? Alex : Satan himself comes to me in my dreams WTF!
I AM NOT EXCITED FOR TONIGHT. NOT ONE BIT. NO...
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
My brothers view on the crime show ad Bieber is starting in: “BULLSHIT! His in a prison and his hair s still fucking perfect”
kills, thrills and sunday pills I’m on a mission to kill still cause nothin’ thrills -Grinspoon
PHOENIX is playing at Good Vibration Festival. They better have a side show.
This hurricane’s chasing us all underground You say you wrong, you wrong,...– KANYEEE (best part of the song)
Customer: Isn't it double vouchers, its still Sunday?
Me: BITCH ITS FRIDAY
Thats how it went in my head.
She's my priestess, I'm your priest YEAH, YEEEEAH